I’m a Herper
Lyrics by Dāv Kaufman
Music by Shawn Armenta

Well I’ve spent all my cash
This is more addicting than hash
I’ve been to places most people have never heard
Herps are what I seek
From the plains of Kansas to Mozambique
I know what I am, and I say it loud and proud!

I’m a herper, herper
I’m a herper, herper
I’m a herper and I love it!

I have no free time ‘cuz I breed herps of every kind
That's why my girlfriend thinks I’m out of my mind
I understand genetics better than a high school science teacher gets it
It’s a badge of honor that my life I’ve clearly vowed!

I’m a herper, herperI
’m a herper, herper
I’m a herper and I love it!

I’ve worked with toads and turtles and snakes
It’s a dedication I can’t fake
The only centerfold I drool over is in Reptiles Magazine
If you take a look you’ll seeThere are thousands just like me
We know what we are, and we say it loud and proud!

I’m a herper, herper
I’m a herper, herper
We are herpers
We are herpers
And we love it!

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Featuring Slash, Chad Brown, Brian Sharp, Brian Barczyk, and more!
The DVD is featured in Anamorphic WIDESCREEN. The Director’s Cut also features Dolby sound. Both DVDs are Region 0 (play anywhere). Content suitable for all ages. Special Features are only available on the original cut and include Deleted Scenes and Extra Interviews. Original Cut runtime 91 minutes. Director’s Cut runtime 201 minutes. Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery.